My holiday

The Beatles tribute they were really very good.

Us at pirates Debbie & Blair decide it would be better to drink from the jugs saves on the washing up.


Me with Rod Stewart he was really good.

Debbie & me with our SOTB.

Debbie & my favourite cocktail sex on the beach

The men after coming off sling shot totally rat A**ed.

Well thought i had better get round to updating my blog so thought i would share some of my holiday stories & photo's with you.Now where do i start oh i know day one we arrive at hotel get our usual greeting of hugs & kisses from the staff sign in get keys go down to pool bar.The 5 of us went down DH 2DD'S Blair & me charlie,Blair & Debbie started with alcoholic drinks whilst Lesley & me stuck to soft drinks (I like to keep my drinking till night time) Anyway after a few drinks Blair said he wanted to go out & about as he has never been to Majorca before but Lesley couldn't be bothered so charlie said I'll show you the sites Blair so away they went saying we wont be long (Yeah right) 3 hours later in they come a bit worse for wear 10 minutes later Lesley shouts over to us (They were in the next room to us)so i go out to the balcony & she is showing me a photo on Blair's camera it's a photo of a pavement according to Blair the pavement moved & charlie fell after a lot of laughing charlie goes for a shower so there i am sitting on the balcony listening to a cd with the sun beating down.Half an hour later Charlie comes out the bathroom & said you will have to fix the shower curtain why whats wrong with it i ask oh i pulled it down when i fell out the bath.I asked how did you manage to fall out the bath he replies i fell out it twice what had happened was he had put his shower gel on but slipped in the bath but at the same time he fell out he was lying with his legs up in the air shouting help Maggie well i never herd him so he managed to get himself up & back into the shower to get the lather off & did the same thing again when he was telling me what happened i couldn't stop laughing.Any way back out that night charlie & Blair were knocking them back like there was no tomorrow then around 01.30am him & Blair decided to go on the sling shot now for those who dint know what this is well put it this way it shoots you up in the air 360 feet in 1.7 seconds.They both looked terrified as they were buckled in & 321 away they went screaming like a pair of girls.The girls & me wet our self laughing and whats the first thing charlie said when getting off OH I NEED A DRINK as if he he.I'm afraid all the photo's are the wrong way round still cant master how to do it but you get the gist if anyone reds it that is.